Senior Citizen Humor

Just adding a little humor to our day ... no offense intended. (At some point in time, my kids will have the unpleasant task of taking my drivers license away).

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.

I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. 

I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation and can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 89 or 98 and I've lost all my friends. 

But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.